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1. the porn star of your dreams, who you watch mostly, when watching porn.
2.your favorite porn star who you really wanna fuck badly.
Tyler: Aww man, I think I found my porn soulmate!
James: Really, who?
Tyler: Sasha Grey, god she is sooo hot.
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A 14 year old boy who’s favourite pastime is watching fortnite porn and wanking so much that he cuts his nob. everyone shouts his name from one side of the school to the other, his name is liam knight.
“YO THERES FORTNITE PORN”
*everyone shouts*
“FORTNITE PORN!!”
playing fortnite with ur e girl and u guys crank 90s in bed Fortnite porn
Fire Porn is when a man roasts his penis in a fire like a marshmallow and his girl or boyfriend sucks or eats his penis
Did you have fire porn last week?
Yeah that’s why my crotch looks like a girl
i, the porn wizard, bless you all with infini-porn! as a token of my love and adoration to my husband; the angsty timekeeper.
the infinity represents that time has no beginning and no end. the porn is self explanatory 🌚
∞🍆 is a concept describing something without any bound, or something larger than any natural being 👀 and has n o e n d. philosophers have speculated about the nature of the infini-porn, one of whom has proposed many paradoxes involving infini-porn and one who has used the idea that infini-porn, even in small quantities, leads to exhaustion. this idea is also at the basis of infinitesimal dick energy
at the end of 19th century, ur mum introduced and studied infinite positions and infinite penises, which are now an essential part of the foundation of smexy times. for example, in modern porn, a dick is viewed as h u g e, and the power of infini-porn is larger than the universe itself. it is omnipotent. it could be it’s own being. thus the concept of infini-porn refines and extends ( 🍆🍆 much like a dick) the old philosophical concept. it is used e v e r y w h e r e. even in areas you would least expect.
church (y’all are sinners) and pornhub but that’s not really a surprise. for example, 50 shades of grey uses the very existence of infini-porn as a major plot point.
the concept of infini-porn is also used in physics and the other sciences (especially biology ;3 )
Service porn, a sexual act of service . Example: cleaning your husbands house while simultaneously sucking him off, nicely blowing your man while he’s stuck in traffic to take off the stress or eating your woman’s ass while she’s doing yoga. Most service porn is easier done with one sucking the other off while one is multi-tasking, however if you can pull off F*cking them simultaneously; you’re a pro service porn provider.
My significant others favorite sexual acts lay in the service porn category.
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Porn magazines found at the side of the road, usually tossed :-) from car or truck windows and found lying in the grass.
Hey, was out walking today, came across a bunch of free range porn.