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a quote from the Bulgarian youtuber "Arabagjiev" and it means 3 homosexual men in 1 car
-Hey guys, let's go to the cinema!
-How many are we going to be?
-3
-HAHAHAHAHA 3 pedala 1 kola
The chant that a sports team, usually in the NBA, does when they get bounced from the playoffs in embarrassing fashion. Reserved for teams that gave up during the series in which they were eliminated.
Guy 1: "Did you see the end of that game last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, a couple players huddled up and chanted 1-2-3 Cancun right before the scrubs came in."
The worst possible ending in video game. It has never been yet surpassed since its reveal.
Person: Yea that ending was bad, but we all remember the mass effect 3 ending...
Other person: Yea, and that extended cut didn't help either!
The alternative to the 1-10 scale rating for women. Saying a woman is a "7.0" or a "6.5" is pointless as it does not answer the ultimate question; "WOULD YOU HIT IT?" This is the ONLY thing that should be going through your mind as you think about an attractive (or less than attractive woman)
And, so the breakdown...(for personal reasons we will begin at the middle (( 2 )) rating).
2 - HIT IT ...nice and simple, you'd "hit" whatever it is you are talking about
3 - DEFINITELY HIT IT!!!! ...absolutely, without a doubt, not only hittable but hittable to the extent that you'd buy her anything and shower her with diamonds to keep "hitting" it. Usually a 3 doesn't even have to be acknowledge as a 3, as by this point if you're standing with a group of guys, you are ALL checking her out, up and down, down and up!
1 - "I'D LET HER BLOW ME" Now, this one is the flip side of the 3. The girl is somewhat cute (must be otherwise how could she blow something overly limp?) but just to get a nut off. No sex, no going down on her, NO DIAMONDS!
Now, if you're looking at something so hideous that you wouldn't hit it or let her blow your worst enemy, you are looking at something OUTSIDE OF REASON, our exception to the 1-2-3 Rating.
Now, go out and use this powerful new tool that will make your life so much more simple than using the 1 - 10 scale!
i.e 1-2-3 RATING.
Jessica Alba - 3 "I'D DEFINITELY HIT IT!"
Jennifer Carpenter - 2 "yeah...I'd hit it"
Monica Lewinski - 1 "I'd let her blow me"
Monique - "OUTSIDE OF MOTHERFUCKING REASON"
What you get if you let someone sleep over at your house so they can play video games.
I don't think it's a good thing.
"Can I sleep over at your house to play video games?" "What will you give me?" "Sex?" "no" "Sexual Favors?" "no" "coffee" "no" "coffee 3" "...what?"
A movie that you make out of a shitty game and pay $150 to make while giving butt sex to your counterpart a.k.a. Shawn... just like the dirty Shancez
Josh: Hey Shawn... Do you want to make that Halo 3 montage??? ;);)
Shawn: Hellz yeah man!!! I love going into your bedroom, in the dark, while sitting extremely close to each other. foundling each other gently.