Norwegian Corneal Eye-Pissing

While receiving oral sex, the act of suddenly jerking back, extricating the penis from the mouth and simultaniously urinating in the eye of the "sucker." Practiced first by the Vikings in the late 8th and early 9th centuries.

Fuck! I just got nailed by a Norwegian Corneal Eye-Pissing

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mississippi river horse piss

Budweiser beer. The king of fag beers

In Colorado, we drink REAL BEER, not Mississippi River Horse Piss

Coors, miler, Busch, Mississippi River Horse Piss

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M. Night Shamalan piss

the really long piss you take after a movie due to drinking too much soda, as opposed to an M. Night Shamalan twist

ooohh, too much coke zero, gotta take an M. Night Shamalan piss!

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Piss Infested Cum Bubble

A droplet of human jizzness that is filled with air (you know, similar to a ballon), and apparently filled with urine due to failure of the prostate gland.

1) Holy shit dude, look at that piss infested cum bubble coming out of your incredibly nasty penis!

2) Dude, you're just so fucking retarded that I have to call you a piss infested cum bubble.

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Piss Drinking Bastard

Ken Ham the insult is drawn from two Old Testament references in the King James Version that torques the Independent Baptists when you really point this out, 2 Kings 18:27 and Hebrews 12:8 from the same translation. The insult came from the joint weighing in on the movement with the historian behind NoLifeTilMetal as he pointed out "bastard" as I pointed out "drink your own piss and eat your own dung." We started chuckling like kids who were swearing outside of parental earshot.

You have evangelicals thinking "sex" is a cuss word until they see someone call a young earth creationist a "piss drinking bastard" as you have sites that advocate King James Only Movement and cite Dr. Dino as their source of academia. This will especially piss off Pensacola when you hint that they've produced a dog-fucker from Craigslist. Then they blush when you point out where you found these two.

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Russian piss bomb

A sexual practice where the male takes a piss in the woman's mouth and then the male fuck's her until she spits out the piss.

Yo bro my lady wanted to step up our sex life so I gave her a Russian piss bomb

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Pissing Through The Eye Of A Needle

Rippin the beer shits into the shitter and its sounds and feels like your pissing out of your ass. Yeah you know those ones......they usually burn too.

I sure pissed through the eye of a needle on that one....yeah you guys thought I was pissing eh...well I wasnt.....I was shittin soup you fuckin Wikedy Wiener

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