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An anthropomorphic dragon species created by furries that is covered in fluffy fur and has fluffy cat-like ears. This species was created by Deanna Biesemeyer
F1: Bro what's your sona?
F2: It's a Dutch Angel Dragon named "Azarath"
A minute turd that is produced from consuming shitty baby food-esque drinks.
"Hey mom guess what!? That meatloaf brought me a baby fudge dragon!"
your first real love, your darkest nightmare
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.
*some time later*
SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.
---5 long years later---
SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?
SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...
PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...
PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...
PijimSammy: Crap!
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!
Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.
*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*
...
???: Not today.
When you throw up out of your mouth and it comes out of your nose at the same time
Bro after that party last night I pulled a chunder dragon in the bathroom when I got home
The act of taping a sexual partner's mouth closed, and unleashing the wettest, stankiest diarrhea into their mouth, and then tickling them until it comes out of their nose.
I loved watching my uncle give my little brother the Alaskan Fire Dragon.
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When the person who is sucking dick hiccups…. the penis ejaculates through the nose.
I was blowing my roommates boyfriend. Karma is a bitch because it turned into a creamy dragon