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Chug sandwich

A chug sandwich is two pieces bread with a dick that is wider than it is long in between..

YO BRO... I want your chug sandwich

by Dadsspagetti May 8, 2019


Survival Sandwich

a sandwich with only the bare minimum of meat and one slice of bread.
used to make deli meat and a bag of bread last as long as possible

1 slice of cold cut (2 if necessary, or cheese if you're feeling like you need the extra calories) + 1 slice of wonder bread, folded = 1 survival sandwich

by Long Dad December 14, 2016


Karen Sandwich

Benefitting from public investments made in the past, while preventing similar public investments being made for others in the future.

Karen: "I just don't understand why we need to expand the city's old sewer infrastructure, we never used to have capacity issues when I moved here."
Person: "So you didn't pay for the infrastructure built before you came here?"
Karen: "No, it was already here and it worked just fine! I shouldn't have to pay for something I don't need!"
Person: "You are creating a Karen Sandwich, and all that will be left in the future is a pile of shit."

by Fuck You From The Future August 24, 2023


frisco sandwich

A sexual situation involving three men or three women, mostly metaphorical. Literally, it is a sexual position in such a gathering where one person receives sexual stimulation from one person below them, and the other participant above them. A homosexual threesome.

After getting his two guy friends drunk, Darian couldn't wait to be the meat in a frisco sandwich.

by Rojer W June 14, 2010


hood ham sandwich

When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.

I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy

by BrendoWithTheExtendo November 28, 2017


hangover sandwich

2 pieces of bread (toasted if you sober enough) with a condiment of your choice in the middle. it could be ketchup or just onions. very good for calories though.

Alex: bro what did you have for breakfast this morning
Jeremy: oh bro I got shitfaced last night so I only had a hangover sandwich

by osama ben ladder September 27, 2021


Tactical Sandwich

The emergency sandwich (usually containing cheese and ham) or kebab that is consumed towards the end of a party/night out.

It always tastes better than any other food.

Cannot be consumed when sober.

Girl 1: "I'm SO hungry!"
Girl 2: "I think the time has come for a..."
Both: "TACTICAL SANDWICH!!"

by tacticalboo January 4, 2011