John Fondoms

Related to the #1 definition for John Fonda, It is a condom created by a band called John Fonda based out of Philadelphia PA. The condoms feature an individual (somewhat humerous) picture of each band member (on the wraper).

"I wish I had a condom right now........ OH WAIT!!!! I forgot I got those John Fondoms at the show last night."

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John Ceena

1. A fucking steroid-fed badass who is great at RKOs
2. A bold catch move
3. A complete asshole who was too lazy to work out so he had steroids for breakfast.

1. "Woohhh that guy is such a John Ceena"
2. Did you see the John Ceena that this guy did on that asshole ? God that was good.
3. U little John Ceena

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John Chow'ed

When Google completely owns you, and you don't rank for anything on Google besides your domain.

Dude: "I had 100 results in Google last week, and now I have 0"

Dude2: "lol, you got John Chow'ed"

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Pink John

When a man or a woman gets on all fours and a man or a woman gets under them and licks their asshole, while the person on top masterbates onto the person below.

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Bye John

When you are trying to talk to your freinds at a sleep over but there is still a parent in the room.

Fred and Joe were sharing secrets when Fred noticed that Joes dad was pulling a Bye John.

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John 3:16

While the "Bible" or whatever will tell you something else, the modern verse is :"lol u gave big gay"

Dave: hey John, your dumb!
John: oh yeah, well you gay!
Dave: well... John 3:16!

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John pork is calling.

A phrase used to cut the sentence or the video.

"Hi guys m- John pork is calling."