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A pact made within a group of bros. There are a few different occasions in which a Bro-Shake can be used:
-To verify and/or validate a vocal statement
-To solidify a dare of sorts
-To make a bet
If the bro shake is broken, the offending bro is therefore assigned a single Bro-Merit.
See Bro-Merit.
Bro 1: Hey bro, Stacy and I got it on last night; it was awesome!
Bro 2: Orly? Bro-Shake on it?
Bro 1: ... Oh alright, I actually just watched Stacy from her front yard...
Bro 1: Hey, that roof looks low enough to jump off of.
Bro 2: I dare you to.
Bro 1: Oh, yeah, I will.
Bro 2: Bro-Shake on it?
Bro 1: Aw man... naw...
Bro 2: I'll give you 50 G's if you bang Stacy tonight.
Bro 1: Oh hell yeah! Bro-Shake on it?
Bro 2: Yeah, because it's never happening.
Bro 1: Yeah...
Example of misuse of the Bro-Shake:
Bro 1: Dude. I had sex with Stacy last night.
Bro 2: Really? Do you Bro-Shake?
Bro 1: Yeah. I do. *Bro-Shake*
~5 minutes later~
Bro 2 (To Stacy): Hey, I heard you and Bro 1 got it on last night.
Stacy: Ew no gross. Never.
*Bro 1 is then assigned a Bro-Merit*
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When two dudes tie their penises together also known as a bronut.
Hairy and Steve were doing the bro cuddle and had to call 911.
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Noun: double entendre - Foe of a Bro; a brother fucker
Example 1:
- Bro 1: Yo, what'd that guy say to you?
- Bro 2: He just called me a rice cake!
- Bro 1: That's some bullshit. What a bro foe.
Example 2:
- Bro 1: How'd the date go on Friday?
- Bro 2: Awful. I had a bad case of the runs. What a bro foe.
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The term used for bros (girls or guys) that aren't quite broseffy enough to be called bro or broseff alone (slightly less cool than a person deemed as a bro).
That awkward moment when you can't bring yourself to address someone semi-cool with a cool name, like bro. Bro-ella curbs this problem providing an awesome alternative leaving no one feeling awkward about miss representations of coolness.
Solving linguistic problems one word at a time.
Addressing a pimpin person being a pimpin person yourself: Hey bro! Sup?
Addressing a pimpin but slightly nerdy person being a pimpin but slightly nerdy person yourself: Hey Bro-ella! What up?
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Someone (usually a guy) that makes fun of people who express emotions, aren't physically strong, or are gentle in any way.
Joe Rogan's jokes are very pro bro.
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r/twoxchromosomes’ most reliable source.
r/twoxchromosomes user: I saw this reddit post earlier and it was utterly misogynistic
me: can you tell me where you found this?
r/twoxchromosomes user: trust me bro
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A term used by homosexuals, mainly men, as a way of asking out another man, to be sure if he's also homosexual or not. When being a gay male, asking someone else out is not as easy as being straight because you don't know if the other guy is also gay too, so these this term was invented and is basically the gay equivalent of asking a girl "Can I buy you a drink?"
Guy 1: You gay, bro?
Guy 2: I'm bisexual.
Guy 1: Oh, cool. So am I.
Guy 2: Cool. So, wanna go out?
Guy 1: Yeah.
(And thus, a homosexual relationship has been created)
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