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Screwed over, shat on, being the victim of misfortune
I’ve been shot in the ass one too many times.
When a lesbian has sex with two men and they slap high fives over her back.
My friend invited me to a lesbians house and we did the ole Kentucky slap shot on her
That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.
"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "
"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."
From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
When you get a cumshot from a person with two penises
"Damn man that porno ended with a double barrel shot"
Gonna get yo ass shot fo doin sumpin stoopid.
Your dumb ass just bought a shot
When a group of five or more men or women stand around in a circle around one girl and ejaculate into that girls wide open mouth and she gargles all of the ejaculate spits it into a shot glass and then drinks it
I helped give that girl the best tornado shot shes ever had
The female equivalent of a dick pic.
I always send my girlfriend dick pics. I wish she would send a twat shot.