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That sucks I feel so bad for you

Something you say to someone when you don't really feel bad for them.

Kenneth "I forget my assignment at home."
Dlapa " That sucks I feel so bad for you."

by lebron apples February 28, 2019

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


PENIS HORMY PENIS SUCK OFF YES

dis nigga penis and hs shit peni and he horny af and penis or dick with a mf there as well he suck him off

"when Penis Hormy Penis Suck off yes, this a nigga so damn gorny he and his penis and horny ass nigga dick on his throat and sucvk on the black tip hel"

by TheExplosiveCherry November 27, 2019

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Suck my nuts through a bendy straw

It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.

Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

by CianD_05 April 21, 2021

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


You my bitch! Suck it dry!

If u just got someone really good or need them to understand how much of nothing they are, this is the phrase to use. Best if used against Chirish or people named Daniel Tim.

(after slapping upside the head or on the nipple) You my bitch! Suck it dry!

by RespectMeBitch September 21, 2004

11πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


National suck your girlfriends pussy day

Suck yo bittys pussy on June 27

Brandon: national suck your boyfriends dick day
Cassie: I thought you said something else
Brandon: what
Cassie: national suck your girlfriends pussy day

by PlusFourDaddy June 27, 2019

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


why do you suck so hard?

To ask someone "why do you suck so hard?" is a sexual pun that refers to oral sex sarcastically, while generally implying that the person just REALLY emphatically sucks.

You never want to party. Why do you suck so hard?

As if to say:
Why you gotta drag your teeth?
Maaaaan, you deeply SUCK.

You haven't been out with us in ages. Why do you suck so hard?

by Linguistic Penguin November 12, 2013

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me

my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

by rudebwoy April 8, 2006

87πŸ‘ 119πŸ‘Ž