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When your laying in the road having a mid-day nap,and a car drives over you.
WHY that man is lying in the road like that. Did it look like a comfy place for an afternoon nap?
this is the 7th or 8th time hes been run over by that car, and we just didnt see the previous runnings-overings
Running through red lights while driving
It was late at night and nobody was on the road so we were casually running reds.
A female running in a race while on her period
Wife: I'm signing-up for a half-marathon this Sunday.
Husband: Won't you be on the rag?
Wife: Yes -- I'll be "running red".
Making it passed third base but not fully hitting a home run. Dry humping/Just the tip
Michelle: Did you guys fuck yet?
Chloe: No, but we were running to home.
Doing a girl from behind while making snort noises like a bull, and pointing your fingers in front of her head to look like horns.
Dude, I hooked up with this crazy chick last night. She was on all fours, so naturally I assumed she wanted me to Run the Bull.
When someone runs (or stumbles) across the highway, disregarding any and all traffic, instead of using a crosswalk.
Popularized by a viral video of an oblivious woman in Rutland Vermont walking across Route 7 into the side of a truck.
“Jesus, that moron almost got hit doing the Rutland Run to get to Dunkin Donuts!”
“Damn I really don’t feel like going to the crosswalk, I think I’m just gonna Rutland Run it”
running bases in baseball while holding your dick
Dude did you see nick run with the bat ?