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a girl who literally reads smut everynight on wattpad and by reaching page 8 will have her breathing labored as fuck and finds herself touching her clit. easily aroused. sexual as fuck.
alex: *moans*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm
uh fuck
*arches back*
*squirts*
alex a guy who looks like the rat from ratatouille or rasta mouse he ugly af but weirdly has a lot of confidence
stacy: that alex kid is a clapped mf but confident af wouldn't smash thoooooooo
Saying the night when is Mexican
Ofc he says the nigga,his name is Alex
a stupid fuck who put on star wars even though you didn’t wanna watch it
Girl about to blow Alex: Oh my god its so small
Alex: I mentioned my two millimeter defeater no?
A guy that has a massive dick and fucks boys under 10 years old. He gets as much pussy as Jonny sins. Kind generous and sweet.
OMG Its ALEX i want him to fuck me with his big dick.
His dick is bigger than a greeks good
Ugly, has a lot of hair, everywhere. Ususally bad at Walking, can only throw balls.
Alex has small balls.