Cherry Cream Ale

When you use a can of beer like a fleshlight and then ejaculate into it, then mix it up and offer it to your girlfriend.

GF: "Hey Babe can you get me a drink?"
You: "Yeah sure, you want a Cherry Cream Ale?"
GF: "Sure? I don't remember us getting them but I'll try one."
You: "Okay, give me 5 minutes. And maybe turn up the music."

Cream soup

Her pussy so nasty that you both cum at the same time

Last night we cream souped in the bed

Munch on the Cream

Eating ice cream. Doesn't require actually chewing it.

Person 1: Do you want ice cream?
Person 2 yeah I love to munch on the cream!

cream ridge

it's a bad excuse when a guy is like telling his parent's he's gonna go hang out with billy at cream ridge, when he really means go have risky condomless sex in the back of a ford

"hey ma, i'm going to cream ridge with billy tonight, don't wait up"

front bottom cream

A thick cream used to lubricate the penis during masturbation.

Person 1: "Babes wank me off. It's my favourite thing"
Person 2: "hang on a second, I'll just get the front bottom cream!"

butterscotch cream cakes

When a caucasian woman has a fat ass

Aye bruh did you see lil mama over there with those butterscotch cream cakes

Cream Dev

There’s only One dev, To cream, Three words, For you. It’s Cream Dev.

Person 1: Cream dev, Crean dev, Cream dev...
Person 2 (joining in): ...CREAM DEV, CREAM DEV

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