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what a porn star calls someone who watches their porn
"Hey guys guess what?! I got my first porn customer yesterday!"
A condition where people are born with feet where each toe is longer than the other from the pinkie to the big toe in an ascending direction. Feet like this are accentuated especially when the big toe sticks out like a sore thumb. These feet are called porn feet because in most porn videos the actors always happen to have these kinda feet. Hence…porn feet.
Jake has porn feet
Alyssa has a foot fetish and only dates men with porn feet.
A shitty laptop infested with viruses, likely used for searching up porn.
Eric opened the laptop. It was slow and many keycaps were missing. The previous owner likely used is as a porn-top. Eric gagged at the thought of this and threw it across the room.
Porn filmed with a camera on the ground looking up. Creating an illusion that the subject is gigantic. Enabling the ability to view pussy and tits that appear to be huge!
I enjoy gigantor porn because it looks like someone is standing directly over me!
spurs is absolutely shite, they need money to buy another southamericans or 2.0 sonheungmin
so they can win trophies
hmmmmmmmm i know sponsoring porn hub in front of our kit and like barcelona's unicef at the back of their kit we will also add a rule 34 website in our back of the kit and extra of other porn websites and also renaming our stadium into sex hotspur stadium wait just intercourse hotspur stadium, it's appropiate one, probably
great idea our money cash william flowing, we will not choke manshitster sheiky league and win ufo champions leageeu
and we also definitely having more fans!!!1
yes that was my idea, the boardzz will like it i hope i dont get sacked of course
years goes by
years goes by
no way doggggg we profit 1 billion$ !!!! pure cash no oil from arab
but you're still wondering to our fans right?
dont worry, they know the true of themselve like MU fans
porn addiction rate increases from 10% to 90% and they admit it
oh that's why janitor keeps complaining about sperms are everywhere in the stadium
not only that since then, everyone become addicted not just not our fans too
and they dont want admit it?
they aren't our fans dumbass and respect privacy...
but that influence was crazy as fuck
and is internet....
INTERNET IS INFESTED OF IT YOU FUCK
oh shit....
moral of the story: don't be that guy, who was sponsoring porn hub aka don't be instant.
Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.
My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”
As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”
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