When you make a really big, really smelly poop, package it in a box, and ship it to someone on their birthday. It is usually wrapped in birthday wrapping paper
Today was such a great birthday, then after my party, I got home and recieved some potato mail.
A name for a massive ball sack and balls
Guy one: My sack and balls are huge. It's like a sack of potatoes!
A phrase describing a feeling of great revelation.
Snakes in a Potato!! How did that get there?
Has a ridiculously thick ass.
Will go monke mode if needed.
Is that The Juicy Potato? Damn he thick asf
When you or one of your buddies says something derogatory and offensive about a race to you, leaving you guilty by association when he or she is called out for saying said word.
Guy 1: “Hey, did you see that Insert Racial Slur just pass by?”
Guy 2: “Dude don’t say that! I don’t want to be hit with the N-Word Hot Potato!”
When you fuck till the point that your whole body is non existent
I went over to Jim's house and he (potato smashed) me into a coma.
An unfinished game of Tetris. It has a crispy exterior and a fluffy interior, depending on what temperature you eat it at.
"Did you finish that Tetris game?" "No, and it looks like an Eaten Potato Waffle!"