v-box

Fanny, pussy, Vigina

I was waking that V-box last night.
That girls V-box can be seen through her pants.

Red V

An Alcoholic Drink consisting of Red Bull and Vodka.

Hey.. My friends and I are up for a wild night and need a pick-me-up.. Toss us some Red V's

V-Chip

wasted technology because
a. Nobody knows how to use it
b. Nobody really cares

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V-Safe

A man who has had a vasectomy, thus cannot have children.

A common term in the swinger/adult community. Often combined with "D/D free" (drug and disease free) to indicate a guy you can safely have unprotected sex with with no risk of unwanted pregnancies.

I'm D/D free and V-safe. Pick me Vanna!

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V-Chip

1) An item that is installed into your brain that gives you a good deal of electric shock when you say something vulgar. First installed into the mind of Eric Cartman, of South Park, Colorado.

2) Something that goes into your television set to "protect" children from what they're going to see in two years.

1)WHAT I CAN'T SAY PISS-*zzt* AHHHHHH!!!

2) WHAT THE FUCK I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND I NEED THIS SHIT ON TV?!

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v/r

"Very Respectfully" - as a complimentary close used in informal correspondance, like emails or bulletin board messages.

...Thanks for your comments.

V/R

John

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V-8

Eating out a girl on her period

Girl: "Would you like to eat me out right now"
Guy: "Naw your on your period right now that's gross"
Girl: "(Bonks him on head) Could of had a V-8!"

Dude1: "So I saw a movie with Nancy this weekend what did you do?"
Dude3: "Well I got some head from Kendra Boffman, then I had a V-8"
Dude2: (vomits in mouth)
Dude3: "No, not the drink man, a V-8 is when you (explains a V-8)"
Dude2: "Oh" (Then vomits all over Dude3)

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