1.) A woman who's remained a widow throughout the rest of her life, esp. up until old age. One who's husband died more than 2 decades ago, at a young age never making it to old age. A widow who's lost her husband a long time ago.
This term also refers to widow Nina Von Stauffenberg, who died in 2006 at the age of 92, within less than 62 years after her husband, late german nazi soldier Klaus Von Stauffenberg was killed in 1944 at age 36.
Zac: My maternal grandmother just had her 89th birthday last week.
Chris: Didn't you have a maternal grandfather? Like, wasn't she married?
Zac: She was married. I never knew my grandfather. He died in 1967. My grandmother never remarried.
Chris: DUDE! You've got to be kidding me, right! She's like a fucking Veteran Widow!
Boring, Uninteresting. Comes from the speculation that the Mars Volta's fifth album would be "a bunch of widows", "The Widow" being one of their hit singles.
I thought the party would be a blast, but no one brought booze so it was just a bunch of widows.
Oh you thought I meant the spider? Or the marvel one? Nah, man. This shit is 15% THC and might kick your ass a little bit.
I might have been referring to the weed, or the spider. The marvel girl will definitely kick your ass.
"Damn that white widow kicks ass!"
"Which one?" - some stoner
Pronounced. /wait-wɪd.əʊ/
Noun meaning: a bleached anus
'Finding a white widow is a rare but very, very, very special occasion my friend!'
a white widow saps you dry of your resources and funds and things and claims to fame she is the hoe to beat in your life. she also claims to fame she loves you beyond measure. this hoe is usually guised as your guardian angel. after she strings you along and saps you dry of all you had, she loves her white widow male the best. you don't have the best of her love. just her worst for kicks with money.
this white widow hoe swears she's the one. she just wants to scam me. thinks I'm a sucker for her antics.
When a dude is receiving a blow job, and just about to cum, and the giver scrapes their teeth on the penis, stopping the whole production in its tracks.
"Hey man, how's it going with Danielle?"
"Oh, I dunno dude, it might be over. She white widowed me last night. AND the night before! I can't be with someone who can't handle the size, I've got bite marks on my dick and it's painful!"
"Have you read the new issue of Winter Guard? White Widow was awesome in it!"