Totally Spies

A French made cartoon that is trying to be Powerpuff Girls and anime so bad, that not even the ardiest of perverts can spank to it.

Features a Formulaic Episode structure.
1. Girl X has problem.
2. Girls get Mission.
3. Girl Y gets horribly mutilated
4. Villain exposes him/herself, usually with a mind control scheme.
5. Girls nearly get killed.
6. Girls find stop cat solution, and save the world (from some hackneyed Doomsday plot)
7. Girls go home, and Girl X comes up with a moral to solve her problem, but ends up humiliating herself.
8. You realize you wasted 22 minutes of your life.

"... I missed Ed Edd and Eddy..."
"Well, if its any consolation, it'll come back on in two hours."
"But that means sitting through Totally Spies! NOoooo!"

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Total Molest

When something very funny happens but its bad for the person it happens to

Shane-OMG!!! Meeks pooped his pants!

Shermdog- Hahahah thats Total Molest

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Total Boner

One who repeatedly fails to deliver and constantly fucks up. This person also does a great job of looking like Paul Bunyun, only gayer.

Guy 1: "Look at that guy with the plaid shirt and beard. He totally didn't finish that project in time AND his face is just dumb."

Guy 2: "I think that's Mike W."

Guy 1: "Total boner."

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Totally Baked

Absolutely fucked after.a night of sex and drugs

Missing you too Totally baked after last night's wild session. Text you later x

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Total Twerp

When someone is being a twerp yet brings their twerp game to the next level, an asshole

Dylan was being a total twerp when she refused to help construct furniture

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total wanage

Awesome; super; a phrase of excitement, joy, happiness etc.

Overlord saw a awesome screenshot and said "Total Wangage" because he liked it.

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Total Fucked

The Worst Kind of Fucked!!

1. Band from COncord. Calif. With Jason Shit on VOcals!
2. We're Total Fucked, so Stay Away!!

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