Person 1: I hate you!
Person 2: `~1⅑⅐ ⅒ ¹!¡ 2 @² 3 #³ 4 $⁴5 %⁵ 6^⁶7 &⁷8*⁸9(⁹0ⁿ)⁰∅-—_–·=≈≠+∞
Person 1: *cries*
ugh shut up you goofy lil`~1⅑⅐ ⅒ ¹!¡ 2 @² 3 #³ 4 $⁴5 %⁵ 6^⁶7 &⁷8*⁸9(⁹0ⁿ)⁰∅-—_–·=≈≠+∞...
When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,
is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.
1👍 1👎
A state of boredom so ungodly that one types all of the keys that have a shift alternative with the original key first, then the shift key next, in a left-to-right fashion. If you see this, please get back to your assignment.
I typed `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+{}\|;:'",<.>/? today because I was so bored that I had the immediate urge to type in whatever this is.
your boredom impresses me
damn
1=q\a'z/2-ws;x.30edlc,49rpfkvm58togjbn
When you have sex with a midget
Person one: Dude I just had amazing 68 1/2 with tracy last night
This is the greatest route in football history. All you do is run in a circle to make 1 bal then move over to a different stop where your other ball would be and make 2 balz then go to the middle and run straight to make the penis
A Vocaloid song that will get stuck in your head when you listen to it many times.
a song naming celebs and Chinese words was 1, 2 Fanclub.