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A video of a guy popping his eyes out with 2 spoons.
Henry: Hey Kai did you see the 1 Guy 2 Spoons video
Kai: Yeah it was insane, why would he even do that!?
When you pissed someone off in a conversation they don’t wanna give you a whole k so you get 1/2k
Bf where do you wanna go to eat
Gf idk
Bf What about Thai
Gf 1/2 k
When you have sex with a midget
Person one: Dude I just had amazing 68 1/2 with tracy last night
When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,
is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.
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This is the greatest route in football history. All you do is run in a circle to make 1 bal then move over to a different stop where your other ball would be and make 2 balz then go to the middle and run straight to make the penis
A Vocaloid song that will get stuck in your head when you listen to it many times.
a song naming celebs and Chinese words was 1, 2 Fanclub.
when youre so bored you decided to write every key from left to right (including numpad) and also the shift versions of those keys.
man, im so bored, im gonna type `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+/*-qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|789+aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"456zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?123 0. into urban dictionary and see whats there!
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