August 21

This isn't my birthday btw. People born on August 21st usually seem a little quiet but are very confident and playful. Very fun to be around, and ocasionally a bit annoying ;) Sorry I cannot spell..

"Oh is that y/n?"
"Yeah they were born August 21st!"
"Oh cool! I bet they are super nice."
"Yeah, but they can be a bit irritating occasionally."
"Oh yeah."

21 October

Fix a macdonalds ice cream machine day

-Yo Alex
-Sup bro
-Does the ice cream machine work today?
-no, oh sheat
-holdup it’s fix a macdonalds ice cream machine day
- 21 October??
-Ye

October 21

No homo day you can do stuff do your same gender and it would be not homo

Oh on October 21 I made out with someone who is the same gender as me

October 21

October 21st is the day where one must pick up their shortest friend and yeet them across the room

On October 21st I yeeted Harold into oblivion

October 21

Hurt a vsco girl with her hydro flask for a day!

I threw it back on that girl on October 21 with a hydroflask

October 21

tell people their mom gei

omega super cool dude: it’s October 21, ur mom gei
uncool doo doo water weeb: Nani!!?!

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Truth #21

Bad Kissing = Bad Fucking

Person 1: "Man, I can't believe how terrible that was. Halfway though I was ready to quit it."
Person 2: "Truth #21, you shoulda known."

Girl 1: "You seriously dumped him after that date?"
Girl 2: "Truth number 21."
Girl 1: "Ah, I gotcha"

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