December 23

National grab titties day, grab some bitch’s titties! Go for it

aye its December 23, time to grab some titties

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Nov 23

Punch or slap your older sibling day!

Younger Sibling: You'd better start running!
Older Sibling: Why
Younger Sibling: It's Nov 23!

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January 23

Is the best birthday know to man if you were born on this day you are 🥵 and you don’t think you are but you REALLY ARE

“You’ve got a friend that has the birthday January 23”

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june 23

if you were born on june 23 your a bahd bihhhh and you can make all the plans you want today

¨heyy girl its june 23 you make the plans today¨
June 23rd: baddie

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February 23

national fuck day

boyfriend: hey its february 23

girl: come over here lets fuck

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April 23

National Castration day. A day for all women to set men right before April 24.

I don’t have to worry about April 24 because April 23 is National Castration day.

July 23

Make out with you girlfriend day. Guys, girls, and non binaries, go and kiss your girlfriend today

Girl 1: B, my bf just made out with me, he typically doesnt!
Girl 2: Thats because its July 23