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Generally a nice day to be born on. Celebrated as National Sports Day in India, it is the birthday of Indian Hockey legend Dhyanchand. It is also the birthday of the legendary Michael Jackson, and celebrated worldwide through music festivals in may countries.
Boys born on May 29th are sex pros, they will pound you so good you won't be able to walk for a week
Marcus: Apparently, John has a 12 inch glizzy
Jake: It's normal, Jake was born on May 29th
29 may boys have big sticks
Charlie gotta platonically fuck me
friend: Hey its september 29
charlie: Whelp where we doin it? /p
National give a homie your hoodie day
Person 1: "Ayo bro can I have your hoodie?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "But it's September 29th!!!"
Person 2: "Oh sorry, here you go."
Hug up dayyyy🥳😂
person 1: why you hugging everyone today?
person2: because is september 29 hug day duhh
National kick your shortest friend day!
Im going to kick you all day because your under 5’5 and are my shortest friend and it’s october 29