Oct 5th

National give your boyfriend or girlfriend the biggest hug day.

You:hey babe heres a big hug.
Them:oooo why?
You:you Don t know?its oct 5th national give your bf/gf the BIGGEST hug!!

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feburary 5th

The day where you celebrate your friends birthday at a hotel and fall down the stairs

" It was feburary 5th and i fell down the stairs"

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November 5th

national "kiss your crush" day. dont be a p*ssy

hey it's November 5th, national kiss your crush day. i guess we have to kiss.

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The 5th Horseman

The Godliest of alcoholic drinks. Served only to those who have survived the 4 prior horsemen. The alcohol content is rumored to be 95%, but there isn't much to base off of, as the drink is served rarely, to say the least.

Paramedic 1: "He's convulsing on the floor! What the hell happened here?"

Paramedic 2: *removes sunglasses* "The 5th Horseman..."

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December 5th

Send nudes all of it every part to bf/gf

"It's december 5th send me a picture of ur tits and puss or i'll find you and kill you, thanks!"

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December 5th

National Slap Ass Day
Slap any girls ass!

Me: *Slaps a girl's ass*
Girl: Why did you do that??
Me: Sorry, its December 5th

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5th December

The day Finley Marshall was born,2006

Happy 5th December

Thanks

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