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Person 1: the 7th sense
Person 2: you mean sex?
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Brain: yo baby you hear it’s November 7th national suck a slug day? You know what to do
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November 7th is Eleanor’s birthday, an annual event happening each year to celebrate her birth
“Guys it’s November 7th, Eleanor’s birthday 🥳 “
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National stop posting national _ days on snapchat!
Person 1: Hey I’m going to post something on Snapchat for December 7th!
Person 2: You can’t, it’s December 7th!
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The born of the prettiest friend in a group.
Alle : Is your birthday on the 7th September?
Chloe : Yeah.. How did you know that??
Alle : You are the prettiest!!
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(coming from a 7th grader)
Its just hell but on earth, not all guys keep sexually talking to girls and even tho the girls leave them, they still continue with that nasty af bullshit, and dating is now a thing in this fucking mess, bullying is also multiplied by 7x. which fucking sucks, im 145 cm and im being bullied every day which sucks ass, anyways I keep seeing this couple where the girl headpats the fucking guy, and most boys are just ghetto boys, and most girls just gossip about this one nerd soft boy who keeps saying "mommy milkers" and how they think that's hot. fucking disgusting (not saying his name for privacy reasons).
and every single girl group has a grenade which that one ugly guy pulls her for the other guys to get all the hotties (ghetto guys mostly).
we also have the nerd softboys (which I just talked about) and they CANT stop talking about mommy milkers and talks to 7 girls a min and they look musty af.
then we have the quiet/chill dude, (me and my bsf). cuz they ignore sex and that bs, (only school and talks :D yay)
they also get the highest grades which is cool too, they dont care about talking to the opposite gender or that. they're also the underrated class clown which actually makes funny jokes other than your mom jokes.
7th grader: omg I like gossiping and sex and masturbation
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