That dude who slaps his own ass during straight sex.
He is very straight. "WOW Brendan is so hot and seems straight"-Straight woman who isn't transgender
A really sweet nerd! Fucking adorable little thing with the most beautiful blue eyes ever! Smartest person you will ever know!
Person 1: omg did you see his eyes?
Person 2: yeah, they are almost as beautiful as brendans
The biggest faggot you can ever meet he’s funny yeah but he’s so homo that he makes you wanna call him slurs
Hey is that Brendan he’s the biggest faggot EVER!
The most submissive faggot ever he’s literally the Twinkiest man you could ever meet
Brendan is the biggest twink at our school
Brendan's a jerk, he's an idiot jerk. He's a jerk idiot, he's and idot jerk. He's a jerk, he's a jerk, he's a jerk.
Get that Brendan shit out of here!
sexy hot ching chong bing bong. most fuckable asian out there. brendan is straight but all the boy and girls want him
grimace: heyyy, GIVE ME THE D
brendan: i can shake your world grimace
brendan: but im not gay
Grimace: you little cutie patootie, i want you sooo bad
A very fat person with a discolored neck. Skips school to play fortnite and doesn’t achieve at school. Talks trash online but gets slapped in real life. He doesn't stop talking but when he does its because he’s eating
“Eww Look at that fat kid”
“Yeah His name is Brendan”