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Mike Pence's puffy bloodshot sickly eyeballs during VP debate
Bruce was watching the vice presidential debate with his roommate, Carl, and Kamala Harris walked out. "she's amazing!" Bruce exclaimed. when cameras panned to Mike Pence, Carl dropped his beer. "OMG WTF is wrong with Pence? his eyes are obviously diseased. after breathing air in White House's contagious-disease cluster looks like he's got Covid Eye!"
The weight you gained during covid lockdown. Sometimes it’s in pounds, but for some people it’s in kgs.
“He looks so different now thanks to covid-50
The person who originally contracted and spread COVID to your cluster. Generally this person got the vid from an unknown source and spread the virus to his friends. The best way to identify your werewolf is through contact tracing. Named the werewolf due to the old legend that all werewolves descend from an original werewolf who infected the other werewolves.
Bob: I have COVID and I got it through Bill. Bill got it from Jimmy who got it at a Lame Impala concert. I guess Jimmy is my COVID werewolf.
Adjective describing a person who is forced to become crafty by COVID-19 sequestering: e.g., issuing copycat sidewalk chalk art projects to their kids, darning socks instead of braving Costco, baking.
I tried repeatedly to explain that I am the opposite of a crafty Pinterest mom. I have zero creativity. I am only COVID-crafty.
When bookmakers worldwide are ever changing the odds that President Trump would be re-elected, based on the good and bad news about him and his morally bankrupt administration, which make the headlines every day.
Thanks to Covid-🎲, with billions of bucks changing hands, tens of millionaires (and thousands of zeronaires) are expected to emerge come November 3.
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When over masterbating Due to the coronavirus causes a guy to have one buff, muscled up arm
Man look at his COVID ARM, he must’ve been jacking for days!
People who are extremely scared of covid to the point that it ruins the lives of them and people around them.
I can’t hang out with John anymore. He won’t see me unless I wear 3 face masks and stand 30 ft from him. He really is covid crazy