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covid heroes

This refers to the medical personnel that selflessly put their lives on the line for people who may or may not have the covid 19 virus. These people don't look at themselves as heroes but truly are sent by God to help others. They are angels on earth.

Staring at a virus that could take their lives the covid heroes helped to save others.

by jimmybomm May 31, 2020


COVID Squeeze

When your girl has covid and squeezes her pussy tightly around your cock while she coughs during sex.

Kept trying to make he cough last night so she’d give me a covid squeeze.

My girls pissed because I came too quick, but she gave me a covid squeeze and I couldn’t pull out.

by Probation Cocktails December 28, 2021


The Covid fuck

When two individuals interact in sexual intercourse manner. Where one or both parties decided to cough on each other. Neither party needs to be covid postive, but it is recommended. As it heightens the risk. Thus involving both or multiple individuals in the Covid fuck.

Christine do you want to come over and try the Covid fuck. I am just got my test results back.

by professor PNG November 14, 2021


Covid-Free

An invisible sticker that is pasted on any Christian by their Protector, Deliverer, and Healer, as promised in Psalm 91, where God promises to shield all believers who abide in Him from any pandemic, plague, or pestilence.

When the devil works overtime to make you doubt whether or not you are really under God’s protection because of your sins or addictions, just show him your Covid-free sticker.

by MathPlus July 16, 2021

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Covid-76

When you catch the coronavirus 4 times

That nigga Paulo Dybala got Covid-76 bro

by yxng_j.music May 5, 2020


covid poser

A Covid poser is someone who on the surface seems to be the most committed person to mask wearing, and social distancing and enforcing all the rules. However this is the same person that was shopping at Walmart, going to a friends house for Thanksgiving and is not wearing a mask unless anyone’s watching.

Me: So Mom, I thought you didn’t leave your house for six months? Why are you at Walmart and out to dinner with your friends, no mask in sight? Sounds like a Covid poser to me?
Mom: “No I just did curbside delivery!”
Me: “Right...”

by Funny Moms December 13, 2020


Covid-10

When seeing a member of the opposite sex in public wearing a face mask. The person appears to be a 10 out of 10 on the numerical point scale for attractiveness. When the face mask is removed, there true attractiveness is revealed often several points below a 10.

The woman removed her mask, her teeth were buck, and her nose was stout. If she kept her mask on she'd be a covid-10.

by Cufdaddy October 10, 2020