landons dick

when landons dick gets big and pokes a hole in his pants and the penis splits in half and the pee and cum spills out eveyrwhere

o shit my dick frll off landons dick os hit

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landon morris

landon is 𝕒 fucking idiot who is gay. he likes peen up the butt. he can turn any straight guy gay after 𝕒 few minutes alone ;). he is still in the closet though so he acts like he’s straight by acting like 𝕒 fuckboy. but he is also the most annoying person ever and smells like shit.

person 1: omg did u smell landon morris?
person 2: yea i thought i was going to die , he smells like shit.

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ruthie and landon

Worlds cutest couple. They are madly in love and can’t get enough of each other. Landon may ask for a kiss and get rejected but all you have to say is “I’ll tickle you.” Ruthie will then immediately kiss Landon. Ruthie is beautiful and Landon is kind to her. Together they make up the perfect couple.

Ruthie and Landon are so cute together.

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Landon And Amecka

They are a gay couple love to eat eachother dick

Landon and amecka the dick sucker

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Landon Mathies

A boy who seems very cute and amazing at first, and acts like he's into you.But once you get to know him he turns out to be a fucking bitch and a player.

Girl: Landon just said "bbg" I think he likes me
Girl: Are you sure??? I just saw how Landon Mathies just hooked up with that Kayah girl!!!

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Landon James Sweatman

A word to describe someone with no friends who deserves to die, in hell.

Yeah, Brandon’s a bit of a Landon James Sweatman

LANDON BARKER

LANDON BARKER IS A BARKER WHOSE DAD IS BALD YOU COULD LITERALLY SLAP CHEESE ON HIS BIG ASHY TATTOOED FOREHEAD. MAN GOT LIKE FIFTY HEADS ON ONE HEAD. HIS DAD IS A SKINNY PIECE OF FRIED RICE.

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH HIS SISTER ALABAMA

Chase Hudson: hey babe!
Charli Damelio: ew

Chase Hudson: what did I do honey sugar plumb
Charli Damelio: Landon's better

Landon Barker: I'm better b!+h

Charli Damelio: bye chase

Chase Hudson: YOU’RE A SHOWSTOPPER A BAD LIER HOMIE HOPPER DRAMA STARTER

chase Hudson: YOU COULD OF HAD A ROCK STAR BUT YOU CHOSE UP ON A BUM STAR BOOT LEG VERSION OF ME THATS YOUR LOSE HAD TO FIND OUT FROM A PHOTO HANGING ON YOUR ARM LIKE A KNOCK OFF

STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE NOTHING NEVER REALLY SAW THIS COMING...

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