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The alias of a nerdy Zelda obsessor, who is a weird but yet cool and claims to have originated from a planet made out of potatoes. He is also called spud. His real name is confidential and cannot be realeased due to the restrictions being enforced by the United States government who is currently researching this being for other worldly features. He does not know it but hes being watched. He can allegedly speak a different language he also claims he can converse with potatoes. he now resides in the town of southbridge going to southbridge high until he is ready to dominate the world. This matter is still under study.
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Guy in Texas Hold em who chases cards to the river and whiffs.
Trip sevens beats your busted straight, River Phoenix.
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1. v. When you shoot your nut in your girl/guy’s coffee instead of putting cruel, heartless, dairy.
2. n. The resultant beverage.
3. n. A Joaquin Phoenix is also someone who enjoys said beverage.
1. “I Joaquin Phoenixed Jess this morning.”
“Oh yeah. You said she was a hardcore vegan.”
2. “Ben and I are getting coffee. I think I’m gonna have a Joaquin Phoenix.”
“Lol omg you SLUT!”
3. “Dude, Jess always wants me to cum in her coffee. She says she likes it better than milk because it’s less cruel.”
“Yeah bro? She’s a Joaquin Phoenix?”
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joiquin phoenix is a gorgeous and brilliant actor and i don't know how the world before us lived without him. He make movies like "signs" and "ladder 49" worth watching!
that sexy arse on show in buffalo soldiers meant you wouldn't be able to take your eyes off the t.v!?
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A professional ice hockey team located in Phoenix, Arizona. They are the ECHL affiliates of the Worcester Sharks of the AHL, and the San Jose Sharks of the NHL.
GO PHOENIX ROADRUNNERS!!!!!!
RUN! ROADRUNNERS! RUN!!!!
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Method of rolling a blunt.
Involves splitting a blunt down the center, using conventional methods. (i.e. fingernail, knife, razor)
We had to roll the dutch quick, so I used the phoenix style.
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Having sex with a girl like normal then when you wake up in the morning... light her ass on fire and watch her burn!!!
I totally got off after performing a raging phoenix
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