Smooth Criminal

When a drunk guy is peeing while standing up and leans from side to side as far as possible like Michael Jackson in the Smooth Criminal video, just to see how far he can go without falling over or losing control and pissing on everything.

Sorry about the wallpaper in your bathroom... I should've known I was too drunk to pull a smooth criminal... but at least I didn't puke!

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smooth shit

to make a smooth transition

This light saber is the coolest. When I wanan be a bad guy I use the blue light and when I wanna be a good guy I just smooth shit to red.

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Smooth Operator

When a man tucks his penis between his legs so that it looks like he has a vagina then displays the final product to others.

Rather than mooning the crowd, I gave them the Smooth Operator.

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Smooth Talkin'

a guy who can talk to girls really easily, from hannah montana song 'He Could Be The One'

smooth talkin'
so rockin'

he's got everything a girl wants

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Smooth brain

Some random person that they decided to just smooth out their brain in exchange for actual intelligence.

Random internet person: haaha poopy haha smooth brain
A human: what

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smooth as butter

smooth as cancer

aids man i have that smooth as butter

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Smooth Brain

Very smart person. their brain is smooth the is no resistance to knowledge

Brian has a smooth brain. Josh does not

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