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Where you say how much you hate drama while you stir the pot
"Oh you hate drama Susan? Do you hate it while you post about your ex 18 times a day? You have a major case of Taylor Swift Syndrome."
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1.) A hand job given by a hobo who meets the following criteria:
-Female
-On crack AND heroin
-Has a lazy eye
-One of her front teeth must be missing
-MUST Slightly Resemble Taylor Swift
In addition the receiver of the hand job:
-Must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea
to get a hand job from said hobo.
-Whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by Chicago backwards...AT THE SAME TIME.
Person 1 - "Oh my god man, Pat just got a Swift Taylor last night!"
Person 2 - "That's fucking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows Pat doesn't drink...and who listens to Chicago anymore?"
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June 23rd is the one day a year where you can drop kick that one person in your life who is dancing around to Taylor Swift with their 5'7 and up self
"Aren't you excited for national drop kick tall Taylor swift fans day so you can kick your best friend Layla into tomorrow?"
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literal goddess. songs like "never grow up" and "paper rings" are underrated
person 1: look, it's her! it's taylor swift!
person 2: slay!!!
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the music industry; artist of the decade; the best artist
‘taylor swift is the music industry.’
‘taylor swift won artist of the decade.’
‘taylor swift is the best artist ever.’
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a queen; the music industry
Taylor Swift is near legend status if not already. Her discography is some of the most impressive to date, with albums such as red, fearless, evermore and speak now being some of my favorites. PLEASE LISTEN TO HER MUSIC IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. sorry I mean I totally recommend anybody check out her music despite your music taste. I believe Taylor has a few songs or even an album for every person. Her song writing is insane. It’s like she’s writing rap bars in a country-alternative-whatever u wanna call it style. Honestly Taylor Swift is a genre at this point bc there is no other way to describe how brilliant and unique her music is. There is just nothing like it. Also ppl sleep on her voice. Taylor’s voice is soothing and absolutely beautiful. We are so blessed to be able to listen to the such wonderful art she creates. And lastly her personality. The sweetest, sweetest, sweetest person. Like I can’t explain how much I love that woman.
Taylor Swift is the music industry.
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Normal person: Taylor swift
Me: THE MF MUSIC INDUSTRY