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The act of giving yourself oral stimulation, Performed by only the most flexible, perverted and desperate men.
Luke was bad at speaking to women, he resorted to many weeks of stretching and practice, so he could have a self BJ
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The act of measuring your own erect penis and shoving that amount of banana down your throat. Used to determine if you could give yourself a deepthroat bj.
Person 1: dude did you try the banana bj deepthroat?
Person 2: not yet.
Person 1: bruh, stop being so gay and do it already.
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any robot from, or made in philadelphia, that gives another male a bj, while charging a high price
As i walked the streets of philly, i was offered a robot philly bj, which costed a shit load, and the robot philly bj was gross but accepted it.
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it's really the best thing to give a man on valentine's day. total cost = $0
Bob gave me a diamond ring yesterday, and i reciprocated with a v-day bj.
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When you spread peanut butter on the tip of the penis, then have someone of the same or opposite sex suck you dry. Yum!
I would really love a peanut butter bj
right about now.
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Scaring someone in order to cause them to make the home-alone-face, and quickly inserting one's penis in said Home-alone-face, in such a fashion as to receive fellatio.
Person 1: Did you hear what Alec did?
Person 2: No. What?
Person 1: He pretended to break into his girlfriend's house and scared the shit out of her so he could get a
Home-Alone-BJ.
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