Duck

what happens when you type fuck and your dumb smart phone thinks you meant duck and you get screwed over

Guy: Hey wanna duck?
Girl: No I already have chickens and hate them.
Guy: *shit now what am I gonna do I wanna get laid but now she thinks I'm trying to do nice things* Uh haha oh well and my phone auto corrected it to duck... I meant to say do you wanna fuck
Girl: go duck yourself you perverted duck

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duck

dickhead

hollies boyfriend is a duck

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duck

a common auto-correction of the work fuck

What the duck??

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Duck

Someone who is being so annoying no other words will describe their behavior. Combination of Dick and Fuck equaling Duck.

Person 1: dude you're fucking my girlfriend I know it!
Person 2: what the hell? No I'm not! Stop being such a duck!

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Duck

The smol version of fuck
(Instead of fucking, fucked, etc. It'll be ducking, duck,etc)

I'm ducking done with this shit!

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Duck

Rob karsadhian.

That nigga rob a duck.

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Duck

Whenever you type in fuck it will almost automatically autocorrect it to duck.

Hey Tom did you do the homework?
DUCK! No I didn’t I’m gonna fail this class
Duck lmao

I meant duck
DUCK
DUCKING DUCK
fuck oh hey it worked

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