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a day people use to joke with people without any cautions
i fucked your mom last night.... april fools!!!
The only day in the year you can tell someone you have a crush on how you really feel about them because you know that if they turn you down, you can just say "sike, it's April fools, I can't believe you fell for it, haha". After that you slowly die inside
Me: I've waited so long to tell you this, I love you!
My crush: You're just a friend to me, i don't like you.
Me: Haha, It's April fools, you're so stupid. You actually believed that!
Also me: "fuck life, what's the point of living"
When you have a pimple on your mouth.
Bob: god damnit! I've got Fool's herpes on my mouth right before my date with Susie!
A male who treats a female with the respect he would anyone else. Most commonly when their beliefs happen to align on the internet.
"Simp!" John said. "No," James said, "that's a fool's simp you moron!"
The act of telling a chick you are going to rape them, but then say afterwards "April Fools!"
...but then you actually rape them.
tyrant: I havn't been laid in a minute dawg
Big East: Today is a good day if any to play a Rapril Fools joke on some skanky twat.
Tryant: What is that? I pop out of the bushes with a knife and yell you're gonna get raped, then tell them April Fools?
Big Easy: Yea. Then you rape them.
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