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The time tested excuse by all UCLA Alums when they want to get out of doing something with their wives.
"Honey, don't forget that we are meeting with my parents at 2 for lunch."
"Oh sorry babe I thought I told you I was going out with the fellas today."
"You are?"
"Yeah. Bruins at 1!"
If u were born are March 1 you are the prettiest person on the earth. You have a good personality and lots of friends
Omg your so pretty were u born on March 1st
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A 60 year old virgin who never had a girlfriend and posts memes snd updates about one direction
person: who is 1.d.memes?
me: a virgin
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A Slut that attaches herself to you, and takes control
of your body and soul, screwing up everything in your life.
After satisfying her own selfish needs, then moving on to the next victim of the Borg
Janice was the Schlumptress borg 1 of 1, Resistance was futile !
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A Christian rock band consisting of Eric Cartman (vocals), Token Black (bass guitar), and Butters Stotch (drums). Their self titled album went myrrh after becoming highly successful among christian rock fans. Popular songs from the album include "The Body of Christ", "Three Times My Savior", "I Found Jesus (With Someone Else)", and "Jesus Touched Me".
Faith + 1 is the most awesome band ever!
I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face!
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Pewdiepie's only editor. He sometimes has a second form called "Brad 2". Also there is a Slavic female Brad.
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I wish Brad 1 would just be named Sive 2.
District 1 is one of the 12 districts of Panem in the Hunger Games unniverse. Its industry is Luxury goods for the Capitol. The residents of this district have often been described as extremely slutty and sexual and the entire district is full of whores. The district is often described by the other districts as a demonic hellscape and bastion of all that is evil. People from District 1 if not slutty are usually pure evil.
Everyone in the room agreed that District 1 should be burned to the ground.