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He is a very naughty naughty boy indeed, which attaches a stick to his vagina hole to immitate a scrotum. This is very sad indeed. Indeed it is.
He also loves to have sex with a strap-on, especially with grammy's (riding them like a horse) while inside a treehouse.
He is a very dirty dirty boy!
Marc: "lets do it like Alan (morbi)!"
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Dan: "lets be very naughty and have sex like morbi!"
Morbi: "yes lets, ill get the toy!"
Dan: "lets be naughty, girl!"
Morbi: "go to the treehouse! Let me get the toy"
Dan: "ok, ill play as the grammy!"
Dan: (while in the act of being ridden) "im lovin' it!"
Morbi: "you are a crazy crazy girl"
Crazy crazy girl strap on treehouse wild and free oh yes balls
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I was out baiting last night and dosed up an Alan Tung!
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An alan rampage is the act of throwing a fit in a very violent way, usualy ending in death or serious injury. Normaly, the persons concerned should have the name "Alan" but other people of different names can be affected. Such fits or 'rampages' can be induced by: treachery of the highest form, Eating all the blueberries in the house, Lack of a gaming console, Parrot costumes and most importantly, avocados.
"Whoa man, some guy just went on an alan rampage down the town. Millions were killed in the blast."
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A gay Chinese Wrestler who thinks hes the shit in everything.
did you hear about the Alan Huang last night?
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Alan Shepherd was a Navy pilot and the first American in space on the Mercury-Redstone 3 flight and the only one of America's original seven astronauts to walk on the moon (Apollo 14, 1971).
Alan Shepherd became the first American in space on May 5, 1961.
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Ex-Newcastle United Striker responsible for scoring the most goals in the premier league and also getting newcastle united relegated to the coca-cola championship in 2009. (Ironic, No?)
he is illegitamate, he has no birth certificate, received HIV which has in turn caused AIDS which he cant get rid of, hes a dirty black and white bastard.
Geordies: ALAN SHEARER WILL SAVE US!
*Newcastle relegated*
*Fat Geordies Cry Into Their Scarves, They 'BOYCOUTT' the club, mike ashley is celebrated as a Sunderland Hero.*
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A guy who says he's bi but actually he prefers to finger his own butthole every night. He doesn't like men or women, just himself. He will hit on people to get them to finger his butthole and then dump them.
Bob: Who's that guy?
Jerry: Oh that's dirty Alan, don't let him hit on you because really he just wants you to finger his butthole!
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