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Backing up on wife's strapon while she wears your trucker hat.
He couldn't come out with the boys because he was getting Alabama alley docked by her all night at home.
When you simp for a woman so hard to the point where she's dragging you by the balls and you enjoy it. You spent the whole night bending to her needs, but instead of coming back to your place, she leave you in front of your house and cucks you with a virgin.
Dave: "Yo how did that date go?"
Austin: "Horrible... I got front alley frontied, I'm such a cuck lord."
So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay
1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."
That new film looks as though it'll be up your alley. You're going to love this new club: it's right up your alley!
A very small but cute girl, most of the time has a very nice bum and large tits. Alleys tend to only be good at one sport, soccer. They complain a lot and think that the whole world is against them, when this definitely is not the case. They also have trouble with guys, many guys like them but they can never pick the right one. Also, in school they suck up to teachers as much as possible even though they think teachers hate them also.
Dude, that girl was fit like an Alley Vlogiannitis" or "Man, that girl needs to stop being an Alley Vlogiannitis and stop sucking up to the teacher"
A simple explanation is required. Assume you have an exceedingly unintelligent friend named Maya who is also ugly, but only in the ways that matter. Hypothetically, she would be with two fellows called Jamey and Eli.
Eli: “ALLEY OOP”
Jamey: “yeAHHh alley oop!”
Maya: “what does alley oop mean?”
Jamey: “Maya’s ugly LOL”
An exceeding simple definition that occurs when one has a stupid friend named Maya who may also be ugly, but only in the ways that matter.
Eli: “ALLEY OOP!”
Jamey: “ YeAHhh alley oop”
Maya: “what an alley oop”
Jamey: “it means Maya’s ugly LOL”