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I am the one

Don't weigh a ton, don't need a gun to get respect up on the street

I am the one , don't weigh a ton don't need a gun to get respect up on the street

by Killer Keemstar the memestar October 19, 2016

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I am stupid

A sentence told by F1 driver Charles Leclerc on the 2019 Azerbaijan Grand Prix Qualifying. In an attempt to get pole position, he crashed on the castle section and told this legendary quote

Leclerc: "Going to get pole"
Leclerc: "Crashes"
Leclerc: I am stupid. I am stupid.

by SeanTProF1 June 23, 2022

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I am awesome

.com

Hey it’s me Michael. Kevin and jake aren’t here; they’ve left. I’m kinda terrible. No! I’m good I’m amazing I’m worth your time. I am awesome....... dot com.

by White Privileged January 7, 2019


i am the bell

quote from debbie (jianhao tan) saying i am the bell

the bell doesnt dismiss you i do

i am the bell

by chingchenghanji December 18, 2021


i am a menace

I am a menace
Smackin' his balls like in Tennis
Suckin' his d**k 'Til he finish
Not lettin' his semen replenish
Balls in my throat
Splooge in my mouth is my image
I'm not a joke
Got your man's ass in my scope
Extend his d**k down in my throat
These faggets know
I'm wearing his ass like a cloak
Now I'm his number one ho
These men I be bangin', p*n*s be slangin'
Mega d**k Sam is the one I be claimin'
He f**k like a beast, you cannot tamе 'em
We don't use condoms, this sh*t 'gon gеt dangerous!
He nut in my face now his p*n*s is floppin'
I lick up the nut while I'm runnin' his wallet
I call him the driller, his d**k like a rocket
I keep my lips spread while his balls is droppin'
My ass i CLOGGED
Shaft deep, down, down to his balls
I'm runnin' through men like he shufflin' cards
G spot Jumpin'
Tearing my walls
Quinching my thirst with the sweat off his balls
Whole lotta' f**kin'
b*t*h come strech me
as*h**e got n***as kickin' like Jet Li
Mouth is a bowl, and your nut is the recipe
Finish in my mouth then splooge on the rest of me
Whole lotta' n***as, whole lotta' faggets
See a buldge in your pants
And you know I gotta' grab it
All grey sweats, d**kprint gotta' have it
Bend that ass over lose the draws so I can stab it

I like d**k, big as sh*t
f**k my guts, f**k a clit
Make you c*m, with my tongue
Then inject me in my bum
He stay hard like a rock
Suck his d**k right through his socks

I am a menace is from that song homo flow, you are gay

by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021


I am board

You were so so so board you searched this up

You: I was so board I went to urban dictionary and searched up I am board

Me: you are really board

by KKTM100 January 30, 2022


I am unintelligent

when ur not smart

i am unintelligent
thank you kanye, very cool
noawnasiahifeao

by mrquackingsoniscool March 26, 2019