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-greatword (gw.)
The greatest thing that ever happened to the whole sorry world. The country that saved so many butts it is hard to count. I say if you say America sucks then you just go suck your sorry (excuse me sorry cant say the word i am only 12). Anyways just shut up America is the literal greatest.
America!
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America...FUCK YEAH!
France....FUCK NO!
Mexico....ew...mexico smells...PWND!!!11!
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Ok, just so you know that America is not a country. America is the combination of North, Central and South America.
American is not just the people who lives in United States. What I'm saying is If you're an Canadian, Mexican or Brazilian citizen, you are considered as an "American."
Oh, America!
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A magical land where the people worships and accepts big guns, junk foods and freedom (despite the irony going on there), also known for its' barely functional government system, compared to Canada.
Joe : "Hey, where are you going to?"
Jack : "America."
Joe : "Good luck out there man."
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a country that gets all this heat from Europe for some wierd reason(who cares if Canada talks smack they have never done shit). well, we have a large part of our military in Europe so basically we are their protector, our economy went down theirs went down even harder(kinda says they are dependent on us). if you hate America, blame England because they sent the ultra religious Puritans here(they are europe's sterotypical american) and then when it came time to fight, the then most powerful country lost..... to a bunch of farmers. if you hate America, shutup you little panzy fag because you are hiding in Europe and won't say that here. yes we have problems, but then again everyone does
America is so stupid
---- come over here and say that
No I'm good
-----panzy
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The greatest fucking country in the world. Yeah it has its minor issues, but we're still better than everyone else.
Founded by rough men who evaded taxes, smuggled weapons, and spoke strongly against tyranny.
Not spelled "Merica"
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Like Bill Maher said,
Just like Jessica Simpson: Sometimes so dumb it's embarrassing, but on the other hand, HOW 'BOUT THEM TITTIES?!
Jessica Simpson is like America.
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