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A massive diarrhea about thirty minutes after eating a meal with some funky bacteria living on it. Usually associated with the hair on the back of the neck standing on end in the moments prior to relief. Sometimes the soda still has fizz and hastily chewed food can be identified. Great relief is felt and your day proceeds normally thereafter.
Guy: "I need a spot! I got thirty seconds 'till abort lunch!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"
The act of getting a bloody nose while having sex, and letting it bleed all over your partner.
I loved it when my boyfriend rich gave me an aborted fetus
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Noun~Complete waste of human life/oxygen
What a tool, a complete Survived Abortion. Why does that kid insist on living?
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A Failed abortion is something that happened to your mom you are the definition of this word
Wow that guy is a Failed abortion
you: cries internally
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When little tan Mexicans beat their Pinata sticks against the stomach of a impregnated woman, forcing the baby out of the womb.
"Ow that Mexican Abortion hurt"
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When a man kills his pregnant wife or girlfriend primarily to prevent the birth of the child.
A decomposing body discovered in a drum of acid in a man's basement was found to be that of his pregnant wife. His neighbors joked that he'd given her a Polish abortion.
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The act of aborting a person with a shotgun. This is not confined to shooting the gun, as the butt of the gun is also useful to perform the abortion as well.
The use of this term is found primarily in First Person Shooters such as the Halo series and the Call of Duty series. A person will defeat a player using a shotgun and proclaim the victim to be "shotgun aborted".
"Shotgun abortion's are very effective in keeping Darwinism alive."
"I am a doctor of shotgun abortion. Do you need an abortion performed?"
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