old saw

A saying that is an old standby phrase (to the point of being a cliche) but still rings true.

I always groan when my mother trots out the old saw "You get what you pay for."

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Old Fashioned

The act of receiving a hand-job from start to glorious finish. So named because any self respecting person has not had one of these since grade 6.

As seen in South Park s14e14 "Crème Fraiche"

Keep your man happy. When things are going bad, there is nothing like an old fashioned to ease his stress

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Too old

Used to describe a female individual that dissapoints a pedophile with her age.

Pedobear on jailbait: Too old !

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old coot

An old coot is a foolish or eccentric person,a stupid fellow,a simpleton.

A coot is not only a stupid or dim wit of a person, it is also a bird. The coot (bird) has a black fethered back and could ether have a yellow, orange, or white beak

"There is not a thing wrong with me, you old coot!"

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old maid

A kernel of popcorn that did not pop when heated.

There's a fine art to timing microwave popcorn, where you avoid burning the ones that did pop at the expense of leaving some old maids. Why 'old maid', you ask? They're the ones left behind that haven't been 'popped'.

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Old Scratch

The Devil. Old Scratch or Mr. Scratch is a folk name used for the Devil in early American stories, including "The Devil and Daniel Webster" by Steven Benet.

"Old Scratch has dealt us a dirty hand" - Three Men Hanging, song by Murder by Death

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Old People

Usaully whating tea. In many cases they are yelling at kids from there front porch to pull there pants up. Old People can talk for weeks about the "Old Days" and most important the Great Depression. Old People are like babies they eat, sleep, and poop. Also they smell AWFUL

Whats that smell? It smells like.....OLD PEOPLE, RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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