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In the Montclair Region, alcoholic is described as a term of victory. Many people would call it being a "Steve Santangelo" or "Kareem Bakr." By being an alcohol, its not how drunk you get, just how many ruit games you can take until you pass out.
"Did you see James on the ruit table last night?!!?!"
"Yeah dude, he took so many beers to the face the last few nights, he must be an alcoholic."
"Nah dude!! He's just the next Steve Santangelo!"
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The More Painful Alternative To The Band-Aid
Don't You DARE Try To Hurt Me With That Bottle Of Rubbing Alcohol!
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people who only become retarded when they're drunk
Nora: Lindsey's smart when she's sober
Maura: yeah but when she's drunk she's an alcoholic retard
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The process of fermenting ingredients to make your own alcohol. Popular in America during Prohibition, and still practiced by some today.
Life's too short to drink cheap beer, try alcohol brewing.
When you work at TGI Friday's and it makes you an alcoholic.
Man I was I thought I was an alcoholic before, but now I'm a TGIF Alcoholic. Damn place steals your soul
Type of logic an Alcoholic has, whether they are in recovery or not. This logic may not make sense to anyone who isn't an alcoholic.
Alcoholic: When you fix that kitchen cabinet to the wall to house the double oven, for extra peace of mind I'd like you to screw in two brackets, fixed to the wall behind the cabinet, under the shelf the oven will sit on.
Non alcoholic: Here we go, alcoholic's logic again!