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cat anchored

when a person is sitting down and they can not move because it will disturb a cat that is comfortable or asleep on them.

hey, can you grab me a beer from the fridge, i can't right now, sorry man, i'm cat anchored at the moment.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023


cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.

Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023


cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.

Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023


Shit Anchor

When you feel compelled to do something but are anchored in place by the fact you are taking a dump or cleaning your rectum.

Bob: "Are you going to run up here and get your dog off my front porch?"
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."

by membersmarktp1 September 13, 2014


dropped the anchor

The act of submerging your penis into somebody's drink.

Reubz just dropped the anchor in Demis pint.

by Mr Llama October 30, 2015


wall anchor

The act of having a girl with a very loose vagina and inserting a fleshlight into it just so you can feel something.

Damn she was so loose I had to wall anchor her

by Devildriver1337 July 19, 2020


Team Anchor

A person who holds the team together through rough times.

I’m the team anchor.

by Skate_fast_eat_ass__ December 13, 2019