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1. The Advanced Placement course in which students learn college level Biology in hopes that they can use their 4 or 5 AP test scores for college.
2. A biology course where students are forced and rushed to read and test on every single chapter in their 55+ chapter books. They do labs too.
3. In Kansas, a course where students are told that a supernatural being designed all life and are then sent home.
(Definition 1)
"What did you get on your AP Bio?"
"A five! No introductory Bio 101 for me!"
(Definition 2)
"What did you do last night?"
"Studied for my double chapter test for AP Bio."
"You take a test on two chapters at once?"
"Every week."
"Don't you guys do labs too?"
"Every week."
(Definition 3)
"What did you guys learn in AP Bio?"
"I dunno. What Would Jesus Learn?"
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The bump on your middle finger of the hand that you write with resulting from hours of homework assigned by AP classes. May remain for days, weeks or even months.
Sizes may vary. The larger the size, the more homework you have.
Joe: Is the new kid any smart?
Steve: Yes, you can tell by the size of his AP Bump.
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An extensive college course that teaches you absolutely nothing useful. After taking this course, if you did it right, you'll be able to explain cellular respiration and how plants essentially have sex. Though if people asked about these subjects, they'd think you're really smart, the truth is that no one gives a shit so unless you're an AP slut and bring up these topics in daily conversations, this class is yet another example of a completely useless course that everyone takes solely to impress colleges who really shouldn't give a damn. And if you're an AP slut, you deserve a SLAP (get it ? slut + AP = SLAP?)
"Hey this salad is reaaally good. You want some?"
"Nah I'm good, I think my mitochondria have enough glucose from my breakfast to continue with cellular respiration. Thanks though."
"Daa fuck?!"
"Oh you want to know more of this useless, boring information? You should take AP Biology with me."
"You're such an AP slut!"
"Speaking of AP's, do you know the difference between monocots and dicots? Well let me tell you..."
*SLAP
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A secret society/support group for high school students victimized by a complete loss of sleep, breakless stress, and chronic homework. Those that choose to join either scramble for a way out as soon as possible, begging their conselor on their knees, tears welling in their eyes, or they are subjected to this cult of misery and despair, initiated with a tornado of homework and a test they were not prepared to take. You can find these wandering souls in the hallways, but don't worry, most of them aren't ghosts. They just look that way because of all the time they spend sobbing, reading the textbook, and missing sleep. Don't let the pale skin and sunken eyes fool you.
"Welcome to AP Euro. You will at least once about this class by the end of the year."
"I just took my AP test for AP Euro, and I don't know what to do with my life. What was it like before I spent my entire weekends writing five page essays and studying out of the text book?"
This is a common type of depression that people seem to get when taking an A.P. class.
This homework is starting to give me AP depression.
A company situated in China with the nerve to sell uncomfortable material that breaks within a month, and then you can't file a complaint because they don't have a website to go to, and you can't return the pieces of shit because you don't live in China. Wearing this will make you look like a douchebag who does nothing but lift on omegle. Don't even try buying something from here, and the t-shirts feel like they are made of crusty face masks(and they smell like them too). Overall, if you want the hoes, and you have the mental strength to ignore that your brand new sweat pants look like they are from a dumpster, go ahead and buy ape tees.
Did you see Kyle wearing that shitty, piss-colored shirt from some random ass company called ape tees? He looks like hes trying to be an Asian gangster!