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Is the lead singer of the band green day. He is NOT "hott". Hes ugly. And you teenies need to get over the fact that hes married. You'll NEVER have him. And why would he go out with you(a fan) anyway?
teenybopper: Omg! billie joe is soooo hott! I'm gonna marry him some day! Omg!
Me: To late. Hes already taken. Oh well; he wouldn't have gone out with you anyway. right?
teenybopper: NOOOOOOOO! *runs away crying*
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When a girl gives a guy head when she has plutonium in her mouth.
Man, I wish I didn't have to go in for this ball surgery tomorrow. Damn hooker tricked me and gave me a Lance Armstrong!
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~~~~*<3oMg He Iz LiEk Da HoTtEsT gUy EvA aNd Iz So HoTt AnD sExY aNd KeWl I lUv U <3*~~~~
*~~~*i wish he was taller than 5'6" cuz he cant wrap his arms around my 300lb body so im gonna go on cut myself and post it on xanga now k luv u bai^^~~*~~*
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Another word for a rusty trombone: when a girl gives a man a rim job and reaches around to jag him off simultaneously. Very often when the woman pulls her lips off the ass, a rusty colored residue is left behind. Since Louis Armstrong was rust-colored and played a wind instrument, and a girl needs to be "arm-strong", this term is extra appropriate.
Janet gave me a Louis Armstrong last night that made me shoot my load to the far wall.
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The pinnacle of HMHS band culture.
“Wanna hear my Louis Armstrong Impression”
“No!”
“I smoke two packs a dayyyyyyyy”
the perfect comfort person candidate
anytime you mention billie joe armstrong to elaine, they will cry.
Reffers to manually operated car windows in a way that sounds like a custom upgrade.
Jimbert: "Does this used car from the 80s have power windows?"
Guy from Craigslist: "Yeah, it's got Armstrong Power Windows."