High off your ass

An individual who is deeply convinced that their beliefs and actions are universal truths for everyone to acknowledge.

Betty, you have to be high off your ass if you think I'll marry you just because you're pregnant.

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I like your ass

n. A phrase you say to someone who's ass you like

Hey you, I like your ass

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grab your ass with both hands

To take control of your situation.

Imagine you are stuck and would push ahead with your hands. Now imagine you are grabbing your ass with both hands to push yourself along.

Or grabbing your ass with both hands to lift yourself out of a problem.

Similar to pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, except more evocative.

My crisis-prone neighbor was whining about her latest self-inflicted fiasco.

I told her "grab your ass with both hands" and went out for a beer with my friends.

fart higher than your ass

Translation of the French expression "péter plus haut que son cul"

to be over-proud, arrogant, pretentious.
to pretend to stand higher than your real position.

Bryan got a Ferrari yesterday. He should stop farting higher than his ass.

Alison, you think you are the most intelligent, stop farting higher than your ass!

If you fart higher than your ass, you'll have shit below your ears
(Les Nuls)

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your ass is grass and I'm the mower

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

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having your ass handed to you

Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"

When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend

"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"

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rabbits flying out your ass

An expression describing someone who has magic happening all around them.

Well Sir, I see that you are not just insanely lucky but that you must have rabbits flying out your ass!