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Boys and girls today is the day August 21 where you grab that ass
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A birthday of a person with a big ass dick for how big that dick is we can't call him human
Victim: Pull out yo dick
Y/N*pulls out dick*
Victim: Were you born on August 2nd?
Y/N: How'd you know???
Victim: August 2nd dicks are the biggest
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If your born on this day you’re the most beautiful, kind, funny, energetic, and athletic person ever. If you have a best friend born on this day you need to keep them forever because you are very lucky to have them as a friend!!
Best Friend 1: I am so lucky to have you as a Friend
Best Friend 2: Why
Best Friend 1: Bc it’s your birthday today August 1
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People born on this day are superior over others. They are born into leader status and is our lord and savior. Obey this person at all times.
Person 1: Wow, our leader is so amazing!
Person 2: He is our lord and savior
Person 3: I love to obey him at all times!
Person 4: He is superior to all other people
Leader: I know, I was born on August 6!
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National Virgo day! Celebrate the best zodiac sign: smart and analytical Virgos! Right in the Virgo season, people born on August 31 are also the most stunning people in the world. Thank your Virgo friends for making your life better and more toxic aka fun!
She was born on August 31! Thats why she's so gorgeous.
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hot august leo
people born on 13 august tend be a very realistic person when it comes to decisions and yet still be a pretty daydreamer
they got misunderstood a lot and can be the greatest friend you'll ever ask for.
realistic , gorgeous , loyal , kind , humble , so fabulous , a great human and a blessing to humanity
when is your birthday?
oh , august 13
oh , wow thats such a great date and august leos are hot lol
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