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A shock and awe is a modification of the traditional 'shocker' technique.
After the index and middle fingers are inserted into the vaginal cavity and the pinky finger is inserted into the anus (the 'shock' in the traditional shocker); the thumb is extended into position to apply slight steady pressure to the clitoris; hence production of the 'awe'.
The john surprised Laci with an unexpected application of the 'shocker' during their initial 1 hour session. But what really got her was moaning and clawing was the transition of the shocker into the shock and awe. Although it lacked the expertise of her boyfriend/pimp Brock's technique; for some reason, on this day, the john was able to hit the mark.
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When someone puts a tennis racquet over your face and takes a raging dump through the racquet onto their face.
Dude I totally gave your mom an Awful Waffle lastnight
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Performing a malicious and repeated fecal attack on your toilet from your anus above... Usually followed by a foul stench of death and putrid filth.
"hang on man.. let me shit now before we go to the movies... I dont think their toilets can handle my shock and awe."
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Shuck and awe occurs while your gf or bf is giving you a blow job and moves down to toss your salad and finds a piece of corn still stuck to you crack.
my gf was giving me a bj and went to lick my butthole and found some corn. Unfortunately she got the shuck and awe and wasn't in the mood anymore.
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You have to wait until your laying in bed with someone and they are sleeping. First rub your feet together under the covers to create more heat. When done bare ass blast a monstrous fart on their back(the shock)and then finish them off with the awe of the smell by pulling the covers over their head and trapping them under while probably laughing your ass off. Its best done when you know that your dropping some nasty ones
I gave my girl a Shock and Awe last night when she was sleeping. That will teach her for annoying me when im watching football.
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When your AP US teacher gives back your tests and you're in shock because the grade you got is dramatically different from what you thought you got and then you're in awe from what grade you actually received.
Silvio: "I definitely got a 100% on that, hahaha *Looks at test grade* haha.."
Gary L: "What happened?"
Silvio: "Shock and Awe."
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