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a bagel in which the condiments have been replace with man juice contrast to the usual butter or cream cheese
The customer was acting rather snobbish so the cook gave him a nice warm giz bagel
Butthole - generally used as a way to get past censors.
He wanted to eat her forbidden bagel.
A very nice company that makes amazing comics, and has a website! Bagelcomics.com
Bagel comics is the best comic company
A tasty snack that belongs together.
Friend: I’m hungry
Me: Well have a bagel with jam
Friend: But that sounds gross...
Me: Try it.
Friend: ...Woah
Used to define a grim bird, she's that horrid to look at you can only imagine how bad her fanny is.
"Mate she's fuckin' angin she must have a right spicy bagel"
When a guy smears his smegma on a guy or chicks asshole and then fucks them while wearing a cock ring to symbolize cream cheese between two bagel buns
I tried to eat his ass out after doing performing a bagel bouncer but it just stunk so bad!
a Bagel cake is easy to make all you need is flour, sugar, a bagel, an oven and your tiny brain.
first step is dump the flour on the flour and cry at it all day and scrub it all over your face, ask your mom to make a cake then when she doest suspect put all your ingredents and the cake and drop it in a bowl and stir gentaly then take it out and there you go Bagel cake.
a Bagel cake is easy to make all you need is flour, sugar, a bagel, an oven and your tiny brain.