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Barn Doors is a reference to someone’s butt cheeks. It deprived from “back door” which is slang for anus.
“Did you see Jeffrey’s barn doors! “
“He has the barn doors of a dancer”’
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Huge cock, makes women come 10 times over, stomps on other fags.
Cum tastes of marshmallows.
I got Jonathan Barnes'd last night.
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The Place You Go To Publish A Story That You Made That You Made That Seems Unstably Crazed.
Son: MOM! I'M GOING TO BARNES AND UNSTABLE!
Mom: Oh God. What Did He Publish This Time...
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A mix of spices added to a partner's rear end or vagina before mucking barn. To make fresh at home combine:
2 tablespoons paprika
2 tablespoons crushed black pepper
2 tablespoons kosher salt
1 tablespoon granulated garlic
1 tablespoon granulated onion
1 tablespoon crushed coriander
1 tablespoon dill
1 tablespoon crushed red pepper flakes
Using Montreal Steak Spice is an acceptable substitute.
Barn spicing can sometime be dangerous for oneself, and it is best to avoid rubbing the spice in your eyes or inhaling through the nostrils. If this occurs, sack up and snort some more, the burn is good for you.
Also: Barn spicing
Man, she said she wasn't into it, but as soon as I busted out the barn spice she changed her tune.
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A girl who constantley blogs or post things on facebook about being country ; also fantasizes about how one day they will marry there red neck romeo.
Barn Whore FB post : " If you aint country, you needa gitcha butt outta here honey. "
Post 2 : " There aint nothin sexier than some wranglers, old t-shirt, and cowboy boots. "
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A person you might see at the dollar store or Walmart, barefooted, in their pajamas, and hair a mess, looking as if they just rolled out of the barn after sleeping for 15 hours. Usually wearing a stupefied look on their face while walking/scooting around scratching and cussing in the middle of every isle with their entire family. They are usually heavily overweight from little to no physical activity and consuming huge quantities of packaged sweets and sodas purchased with their government food stamp card. They have a tendency to call everyone stupid and usually graduate to driving scooters at "the Walmarts" when they get tired of walking around age 30, but have no trouble walking to their cars and getting around in the dollar store. Can usually produce 8-12 offspring with different men during their lifespan.
Every time I try to go down the ice cream isle at Walmart I am blocked by a convoy of barn elves on handicap scooters who give rise to the thought that "Idiocracy" wasn't just a movie.
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