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The Place You Go To Publish A Story That You Made That You Made That Seems Unstably Crazed.
Son: MOM! I'M GOING TO BARNES AND UNSTABLE!
Mom: Oh God. What Did He Publish This Time...
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Huge cock, makes women come 10 times over, stomps on other fags.
Cum tastes of marshmallows.
I got Jonathan Barnes'd last night.
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Barn Doors is a reference to someone’s butt cheeks. It deprived from “back door” which is slang for anus.
“Did you see Jeffrey’s barn doors! “
“He has the barn doors of a dancer”’
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A mix of spices added to a partner's rear end or vagina before mucking barn. To make fresh at home combine:
2 tablespoons paprika
2 tablespoons crushed black pepper
2 tablespoons kosher salt
1 tablespoon granulated garlic
1 tablespoon granulated onion
1 tablespoon crushed coriander
1 tablespoon dill
1 tablespoon crushed red pepper flakes
Using Montreal Steak Spice is an acceptable substitute.
Barn spicing can sometime be dangerous for oneself, and it is best to avoid rubbing the spice in your eyes or inhaling through the nostrils. If this occurs, sack up and snort some more, the burn is good for you.
Also: Barn spicing
Man, she said she wasn't into it, but as soon as I busted out the barn spice she changed her tune.
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A person you might see at the dollar store or Walmart, barefooted, in their pajamas, and hair a mess, looking as if they just rolled out of the barn after sleeping for 15 hours. Usually wearing a stupefied look on their face while walking/scooting around scratching and cussing in the middle of every isle with their entire family. They are usually heavily overweight from little to no physical activity and consuming huge quantities of packaged sweets and sodas purchased with their government food stamp card. They have a tendency to call everyone stupid and usually graduate to driving scooters at "the Walmarts" when they get tired of walking around age 30, but have no trouble walking to their cars and getting around in the dollar store. Can usually produce 8-12 offspring with different men during their lifespan.
Every time I try to go down the ice cream isle at Walmart I am blocked by a convoy of barn elves on handicap scooters who give rise to the thought that "Idiocracy" wasn't just a movie.
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A barn troll is someone who has not been raised with a level of tact and/or has not established respectful and clean habits in life, such as flushing the toilet, observing regular personal hygiene and not acting like a seven year old in your career. Really, this can be used any time you want to confuse and insult someone at the same time.
I.e. slimans entire immediate family
Sliman: * Frantic hyperactive chatter *
Renner: dude you're a barn troll
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