street baseball

The street term for beating the shit outta somebody with a baseball bat. Although the goal is usually just serious injury, extreme cases can result in death. The final, death-dealing blow or a hit to the head is known as a "home run".

I just found out where that cat that fucked up my bro lives, you wanna go play a little street baseball tonite?

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Kitten Baseball

(N.) A much better sport than Infant Baseball. See, infants have all those arms and crap and the head is huge, too. Too much wind resistance in Infant Baseball. But if you hit a kitten, they curl up, making them go farther.

"We're gonna play some Kitten Baseball. Wanna join us?"

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college baseball

The most forgotten and least viewed sport on tv

person 1: Dude, I got a job as a sports announcer!
Person 2: Really? For what sport?
Person 1: College Baseball
Person 2: Oh.... That's cool..... I guess.....

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Baseball Players

People who play the sport of baseball. These people are dull ane perdictable because they play popular, well-known sports. They are known for having strong upper bodies and also for wish they had learned to play lacrosse.

"Hey man, lets go throw a little hard ball into our leather gloves!"

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Baseball player

Someone who thinks they are very talented, and/or atractive just becuase they are playing the sport of basball. In reality only a few percent of them have actual game.

Baseball player: Hey girl
Everyone: please don’t

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Baseball Roidal

This is what happens when you talk to someone who likes baseball so much, that they think that no other sport could possibly ever compare in physical ability. They even think sports like Hockey, Martial Arts, and say Rock Climbing require infinitely less skill and ability than baseball, and then dog the sport so much that the person gets pissed off enough not to talk to you.

Mr. Mason can tend to get a little Baseball Roidal when you talk about baseball around him.

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baseball - game

This is not a sport, thats why everone who plays it has little squinty eyes and drools uncontrollably. Was invented as a means of disposing of rotten mangoes.

Wow. look at that little squinty eyed man hit the mango into the field, hes a really good baseball player

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