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Someone who is able to do something unnoticed.
Teacher yells at students for spray painting on the lockers. When the teacher turns his/her back one student hops out the window (first floor). The teacher turns back to give the remaining students cleaning supplies.
Student: Oh that sneaky bastard.
John: Hey Rich I stole your Ipod at the beginning of lunch
Rich: You sneaky bastard.
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A pint of the australian beer VB mixed with half a shot of red wine (preferably Australian (preferably goon)) to make the brew more drinkable.
Mate 1: "You bought a slab of VB instead of Little Creatures??"
Mate 2: "Chill bro, I brought some cabernet too to make Victoria Bastards"
Mate 1: "Sweet"
The collective name for a group of bastards
Tax inspectors are a shower of bastards!
A Bastard Box is quite simply any roadside speed camera.
A typical bastard box would be a GATSO speed camera.
When some one is such a bastard you have to repeat yourself. Also a good thing to yell out when frustrated.
Me: They forget to give us ketchup
Her: Bastardly Bastards! I need ketchup
We all know someone who is a bastard, but when they act or look really, really stupid, then they are a spooky bastard
The guy who took my food order got it all wrong, what a spooky bastard
when a person takes being a bastard to such an extreme that he/she treats it like their career
Steve: "Hey man, is Rory coming out tonight?"
Tom: "Nah, he's too busy being a professional bastard"
Steve: "What?"
Tom: "Yeah, he sits at home, rings people and unnecessarily abuses them"